Friday 11 July 2014

Soccer Masterclass


Goalie Jasper Cillessen loses Holland the World Cup Semi-Final as Argentina's Maxi Rodrigues hammers home the winning penalty in the shoot-out...


Your correspondent adopts the classic posture to defend against Swansea City's £1,000,000 striker (and former beau of Atomic Kitten Liz McClarnon) Lee Trundle's spot-kick - the picture catches that moment when the coiled spring is about to be released...

Cynics who attended our major Let's Get Physical! event (see last post) may quibble that actually Lee's penalty did go into the back of the net. But that is simply because I "went the wrong way", a hazard for even the most legendary keepers.